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Pickup Line Card #0062

#0062-If-We-Were-Squirels

If we were squirrels would you help me bust a nut?

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Pickup Line Card #0061

#0061-If-I-Flip-A-Coin

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

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Pickup Line Card #0059

#0059-The-More-I-Drink

The more I drink, the prettier you get.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0057

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Pickup Line Card #0056

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Five Cents

Five cents

Delivery can be the breaking point between cheesy and romantic.  If you’re sincere, she’ll know it, so look gently in the eyes when you tell her just how beautiful she is (you can keep for 5 cent net worth to yourself for now).

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Pickup Line Card #0054

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