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Beer Belly


If you’ve got the no hiding it beer belly, you might as well work with it and get it out-of-the-way (conversationally speaking).  Sorry to disappoint you, but beer bellies are not typically attractive to women, HOWEVER self-confidence and a sense of humor is!

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Pickup Line Card #0052

#0052-Your-Hotter-Than-Donut-Grease

You’re hotter than donut grease.

 

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Your Ass is so Nice

Your ass is so nice

This semi-dirty pick up line can worked into the conversation, as most pickup lines should be, possibly as she’s returning from the lady’s room and about to sit down.  There’s nothing wrong with a lady having a nice ass, so if she is offended she’ll still be flattered.

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Pickup Line Card #0050

#0050-You-Look-Like-A-Cool-Glass-Of-Refreshing-Water

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0049

#0049-I-Would-Die-Happy-If-I-Saw-You-Naked

I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

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Pickup Line Card #0048

#0048-Are-You-As-Beautiful-On-The-Inside

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

 

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Pickup Line Card #0047

#0047-You-Must-Be-Jamaican

You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy.

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