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Want to Nail Me?

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Ladies this may not be the best way to “build” a relationship, but it will get the attention of any man carpenter or not.  Hey carpenter I’m hammered, wanna to nail me? 

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Do You Like Head?

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Ladies as you likely know, all men like head…on their beer, but this is a way to work the subject in.  Use it all senerity, or just to get a rise out of the guy.  Do you like head…on your beer?

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In Case You’re Interested

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Girls, this pick up line gives you the chance to brag about your sexual prowess.  You might want to hold back until he starts first with his sexual abilities, then you can top any of them with this dirty pick up line.  In case you’re interested, I’ve been doing Kegel exercises with 5 lb weights. 

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I’d Love to Blow You

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Here’s a dirty and sweet pick up line for girls all in one.  Before delivering the “punch line” watch his face light up!  It’s actually your choice if you want to deliver the punch line… I’d love to blow you..a kiss.

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Let’s Call it a Day

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This is not an opening pick up line but as in sales, it’s a closing pick up line – “asking for the sale.” When the time is feeling like you both ought to leave, then “call it a day.”  Let’s call it a day and make a night of it!  Ladies this would be a good line for you if things seem to be working out and Mr. Guy is not getting to the point.  Try it!

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Devil of a Time

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Sexual implications with cutesy overtones.  Can be joked off, or acted full out.  Again, ladies (don’t tell the guys) you’re in charge!!!  I could show you a devil of a time.

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Pat Down

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Guys just love to think of themselves as having some “bad boy” in ’em.  This pick up line supports that notion and you’ll have no problem with him refusing arrest.  Hey “Bad Boy” looks like you need a pat down.

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