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Pickup Line Card #105

#0105-Im-No-Organ-Donor

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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Pickup Line Card #0056

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Pickup Line Card #0041

#0041-I-Was-Wondering-Extra-Heart

I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.

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I Think I Could Get to Your Heart

I think I could get to your heart by letting you sit on my face and eating my way there.