You shouldn’t wear makeup, it’s messing with perfection.
Pickup Line Card #0089
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.
Pickup Line Card #0088
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Pickup Line Card #0087
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
I’m looking for treasure, can I see your chest?
Pickup Line Card #0086
Posted on December 23, 2012 ·
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Pickup Line Card #0084
Posted on December 17, 2012 ·
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because I hear that ass calling me.
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