Wow, I’m wasted… but fortunately this condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Wow, I’m Wasted!
Posted on February 9, 2013 ·
Died an Gone to Heaven
Posted on February 3, 2013 ·
I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I see that I’m alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Pickup Line Card #102
Posted on January 19, 2013 ·
On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?
Pickup Line Card #100
Posted on January 19, 2013 ·
You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
Pickup Line Card #0099
Posted on January 13, 2013 ·
Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Spread the Word!!!