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Pickup Line Card #0098

#0098-Do-Your-Lips-Taste-As-Good-As-They-Look

Do your lips taste as good as they look?

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Pickup Line Card #0097

#0097-Deficient-In-Vitamin-U

My doctor said that I’m deficient in vitamin U.

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Pickup Line Card #0096

#0096-You-Are-The-Cheese-To-My-Macaroni

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

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Pickup Line Card #0095

#0095-Do-You-Work-For-UPS

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Pickup Line Card #0094

#0094-Hey-Girl-Feel-My-Sweater

Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

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Pickup Line Card #0093

#0093-I-Just-Got-Dumped

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

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Pickup Line Card #0091

#0091-You-Are-The-Reason-Men-Fall-In-Love

You are the reason men fall in love.