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Pickup Line Card #118

#0118-Last-Night-I-Was-Reading-The-Book-Of-Numbers

So last night I was reading the book of Numbers, and I realized I don’t have yours.

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Pickup Line Card #117

#0117-Do-Your-Legs-Hurt

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

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Pickup Line Card #116

#0116-You-Must-Be-A-Broom

You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

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An Interior Decorator

Interior-decorator

You must be an interior decorator, because you make the room more beautiful.

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Pickup Line Card #0114

#0114-Connection-Stronger-Than-Wifi

I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.

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Pickup Line Card #0113

#0113-Ill-Treat-You-Like-My-Homework

I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Pickup Line Card #0112

#0112-You-Must-Be-A-Keyboard

You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.