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Pickup Line Card #0113

#0113-Ill-Treat-You-Like-My-Homework

I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Pickup Line Card #0076

#0076-Burger-King-Dairy-Queen

You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.