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Pickup Line Card #126

#0126-Do-You-Work-At-A-Butcher-Shop

Do you work at a butcher shop? Because you’re giving me a T-bone.

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If I Were a Stoplight

If-I-were-a-stoplight

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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Latex Allergy

latex-allergy

This can be taken as being offensive, or maybe you will have to explain that you just wanted to make sure she had no expectations other than practicing “safe sex.”  Do you have a latex allergy?

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Pickup Line Card #124

#0124-Your-Lips-Look-Lonely

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

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Pickup Line Card #123

#0123-Are-You-Going-To-Kiss-Me

Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my journal?

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Pickup Line Card #122

#0122-Are-You-A-Keyboard

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

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Pickup Line Card #121

#0121-Nice-Shoes-Wanna-Make-Out

Nice shoes. Wanna make out?