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Did You Invent the Airplane?

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Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem “Wright” for me.

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Pickup Line Card #107

#0107-I-Think-Theres-Something-In-Your-Eye

I think there’s something in your eye, oh wait that’s just a sparkle.

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Pickup Line Card #105

#0105-Im-No-Organ-Donor

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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Wow, I’m Wasted!

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Wow, I’m wasted… but fortunately this condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

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Come here often?

come-here-often

Come here often? I’m about to.

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Pickup Line Card #104

#0104-Wanna-Date-Me-Yes-Smile-No-Backflip

Wanna date me? Yes = smile. No = backflip.

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Died an Gone to Heaven

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I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I see that I’m alive, and heaven has been brought to me.