Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Pickup Line Card #0093
Posted on January 5, 2013 ·
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
Pickup Line Card #0090
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
You shouldn’t wear makeup, it’s messing with perfection.
Pickup Line Card #0089
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.
Pickup Line Card #0088
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Pickup Line Card #0087
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
I’m looking for treasure, can I see your chest?
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