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Pickup Line Card #0079

#0079-Ill-Give-You-A-Nickel

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

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Pickup Line Card #0078

#0078-You-Like-Sleeping

You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!

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Pickup Line Card #0077

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Pickup Line Card #0076

#0076-Burger-King-Dairy-Queen

You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

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Pickup Line Card #0075

#0075-Hit-A-Homerun-With-You

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

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Pickup Line Card #0074

#0074-Heavens-Missing-An-Angel

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

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Pickup Line Card #0073

#0073-Your-Shirt-And-Pants-Need-To-Go

Your shirt and pants need to go, but you can stay.