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Pickup Line Card #0063

#0063-Lets-Have-A-Party

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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Pickup Line Card #0057

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Pickup Line Card #0056

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Five Cents

Five cents

Delivery can be the breaking point between cheesy and romantic.  If you’re sincere, she’ll know it, so look gently in the eyes when you tell her just how beautiful she is (you can keep for 5 cent net worth to yourself for now).

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Pickup Line Card #0052

#0052-Your-Hotter-Than-Donut-Grease

You’re hotter than donut grease.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0050

#0050-You-Look-Like-A-Cool-Glass-Of-Refreshing-Water

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0048

#0048-Are-You-As-Beautiful-On-The-Inside

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?