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Five Cents

Five cents

Delivery can be the breaking point between cheesy and romantic.  If you’re sincere, she’ll know it, so look gently in the eyes when you tell her just how beautiful she is (you can keep for 5 cent net worth to yourself for now).

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Pickup Line Card #0048

#0048-Are-You-As-Beautiful-On-The-Inside

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

 

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Pickup Line Card #0045

#0045-If-I-Could-Rearange-The-Alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0041

#0041-I-Was-Wondering-Extra-Heart

I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.

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Pickup Line Card #0034

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Pickup Line Card #0029

#0029-You-Should-Be-Somones-Wife

You should be someone’s wife.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0008

#0008-There-isnt-a-word-in-the-dictionary

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

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