Wow, I’m wasted… but fortunately this condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Wow, I’m Wasted!
Posted on February 9, 2013 ·
Five Cents
Posted on November 10, 2012 ·
Delivery can be the breaking point between cheesy and romantic. If you’re sincere, she’ll know it, so look gently in the eyes when you tell her just how beautiful she is (you can keep for 5 cent net worth to yourself for now).
Beer Belly
Posted on November 3, 2012 ·
If you’ve got the no hiding it beer belly, you might as well work with it and get it out-of-the-way (conversationally speaking). Sorry to disappoint you, but beer bellies are not typically attractive to women, HOWEVER self-confidence and a sense of humor is!
I Think I Could Get to Your Heart
Posted on August 6, 2012 ·
I think I could get to your heart by letting you sit on my face and eating my way there.
Hey Sexy You Must Be From Ireland Too!
Posted on June 6, 2012 ·
Hey sexy you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.
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