Wow, I’m wasted… but fortunately this condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Beer Belly
Posted on November 3, 2012 ·
If you’ve got the no hiding it beer belly, you might as well work with it and get it out-of-the-way (conversationally speaking). Sorry to disappoint you, but beer bellies are not typically attractive to women, HOWEVER self-confidence and a sense of humor is!
I Think I Could Get to Your Heart
Posted on August 6, 2012 ·
I think I could get to your heart by letting you sit on my face and eating my way there.
Hey Sexy You Must Be From Ireland Too!
Posted on June 6, 2012 ·
Hey sexy you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.