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Pickup Line Card #0011

#0011-My-Love-For-You-Is-Like-Diarrhea

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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Pickup Line Card #0010

#0010-If-You-Were-A-Booger

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

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Pickup Line Card #0009

#0009-Are-You-From-Tennessee

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

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Pickup Line Card #0008

#0008-There-isnt-a-word-in-the-dictionary

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

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Pickup Line Card #0007

#0007-Youre-So-Beautiful-You-Made-Me-Forget-My-Line

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0006

#0006-If-Beauty-Were-Time-Youd-Be-Eternity

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0005

#0005-I-Cant-Wait-to-Kiss-You

I can’t wait to kiss you.