Do You Like Bacon? Wanna Strip?
Big Toe
Posted on May 31, 2013 ·
You remind me of my big toe, because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
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Pickup Line Card #127
Posted on May 5, 2013 ·
My ability to speak was taken away by your beauty, please accept this card as a substitute.
Pickup Line Card #126
Posted on May 5, 2013 ·
Do you work at a butcher shop? Because you’re giving me a T-bone.
If I Were a Stoplight
Posted on May 1, 2013 ·
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Latex Allergy
Posted on April 4, 2013 ·
This can be taken as being offensive, or maybe you will have to explain that you just wanted to make sure she had no expectations other than practicing “safe sex.” Do you have a latex allergy?
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