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I Wish I Could Say I Love You

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If you know any foreign languages, it would be a good time to work ’em in.  Don’t forget there’s a cheat sheet on the card.  удача (udacha)!  That’s bueana suerte in Russian.  I wish I could say I love you in every language.

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Great Book

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This cheesy pick up line can be used by both guys and gals.  It’s a compliment without being offensive. You remind me of a great book, novel and I can’t keep my eyes or hands off of you!

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Hello – I am Your Worst Nightmare

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Can be used by both sexes, this pick up line plays off the curiosity.  The immediate question is why?  Ladies, if you’re anything appearing or acting like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction,  and the man seems interested – be careful!  Men you can tag on something like “because I will keep you up all night shaking and trembling!”  Hello I am your worst nightmare.

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Gigolo

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No matter what, she will give you a look over.  That’s a good start.  If you got a good build going, she’ll take a little bit longer.  Let her savor it.  If you got a better sense of humor than body, then kick in the humor, charm, and more pick up lines!  Hi, I’m a gigolo and you’re in luck – today’s my day off!

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Hung Like a Beer Bottle

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Size does matter!  Especially when it comes to beer!  Girls may or may not admit it, but they talk about it and are at least interested in the size of a guy’s beer bottle.  If the girl appears offended, explain that a beer bottle with the bottom cut off, filled with dirt, and hung upside down, makes a great flower planter.  And that is what you would like to do – grow her beautiful flowers!  Now get her to down a few long necks before she thinks about it too much… You might like to know I’m hung like a beer bottle.

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I’ve Never Been In Japan

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This pick up line softens the directness with a play off the pronunciation into another meaning – her panties of course.  If you have to explain it to her, make something up and start talking – the first purpose of a pick up line anyway is to start talking with her.  Then delve into the other pick up lines for fun and keep the conversation moving.  I’ve never been in Japan, but I’d sure love to be in Japanties!

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Pat Down

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Guys just love to think of themselves as having some “bad boy” in ’em.  This pick up line supports that notion and you’ll have no problem with him refusing arrest.  Hey “Bad Boy” looks like you need a pat down.

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