I think I could get to your heart by letting you sit on my face and eating my way there.
Shoud I be Happy?
Posted on July 8, 2012 ·
Should I be happy because we’re friends, or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?
Hey Sexy You Must Be From Ireland Too!
Posted on June 6, 2012 ·
Hey sexy you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.
I Want to Live in Your Socks…
Posted on April 6, 2012 ·
I want to live in your socks so I will be with you every step of your life.
Will you be my “alentine”?
Posted on February 9, 2012 ·
Will you be my “alentine”? You can give me the “V” later tonight.
I Thought I Died
Posted on February 8, 2012 ·
I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am alive, and heaven has come to me.
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