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I Think I Could Get to Your Heart

I think I could get to your heart by letting you sit on my face and eating my way there.

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Shoud I be Happy?

Should I be happy because we’re friends, or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?

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Hey Sexy You Must Be From Ireland Too!

Hey sexy you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.

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I Want to Live in Your Socks…

I want to live in your socks so I will be with you every step of your life.

2 (40%) 4 votes

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Hi Cupcake!

Hi cupcake I’m sure you taste really sweet!

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Will you be my “alentine”?

Will you be my “alentine”? You can give me the “V” later tonight.

2.9 (57.78%) 9 votes

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I Thought I Died

I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am  alive, and heaven has come to me.

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