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Pickup Line Card #0035

#0035-Did-You-Clean-Your-Pants-With-Windex

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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Pickup Line Card #0034

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Pickup Line Card #0033

#0033-Do-You-Believe-In-Love-At-First-Sight-Should-I-Walk-By-Again

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

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Pickup Line Card #0032

#0032-Can-I-Buy-You-A-Drink-Or-You-Just-Want-The-Money

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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Pickup Line Card #0031

#0031-Excuse-Me-But-Does-This-Smell-Like-Chloroform

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Pickup Line Card #0030

#0030-You-Look-So-Fine-I-Could-Drink-Your-Bath-Water

You look so fine I could drink your bath water.

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Pickup Line Card #0029

#0029-You-Should-Be-Somones-Wife

You should be someone’s wife.