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Pickup Line Card #0049

#0049-I-Would-Die-Happy-If-I-Saw-You-Naked

I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

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Pickup Line Card #0048

#0048-Are-You-As-Beautiful-On-The-Inside

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

 

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Pickup Line Card #0047

#0047-You-Must-Be-Jamaican

You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy.

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Pickup Line Card #0046

#0046-Skin-Largest-Organ-Not-In-My-Case

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0045

#0045-If-I-Could-Rearange-The-Alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0044

#0044-I-Lost-My-Phone-Number-Can-I-Have-Yours

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Pickup Line Card #0043

#0043-If-This-Bar-Was-A-Meat-Market

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