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Pickup Line Card #0056

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Five Cents

Five cents

Delivery can be the breaking point between cheesy and romantic.  If you’re sincere, she’ll know it, so look gently in the eyes when you tell her just how beautiful she is (you can keep for 5 cent net worth to yourself for now).

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Pickup Line Card #0054

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Beer Belly


If you’ve got the no hiding it beer belly, you might as well work with it and get it out-of-the-way (conversationally speaking).  Sorry to disappoint you, but beer bellies are not typically attractive to women, HOWEVER self-confidence and a sense of humor is!

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Pickup Line Card #0052

#0052-Your-Hotter-Than-Donut-Grease

You’re hotter than donut grease.

 

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Your Ass is so Nice

Your ass is so nice

This semi-dirty pick up line can worked into the conversation, as most pickup lines should be, possibly as she’s returning from the lady’s room and about to sit down.  There’s nothing wrong with a lady having a nice ass, so if she is offended she’ll still be flattered.

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Pickup Line Card #0050

#0050-You-Look-Like-A-Cool-Glass-Of-Refreshing-Water

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.