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Pickup Line Card #0072

#0072-Id-Like-To-Use-Your-Thighs-As-Earmuffs

I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

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Pickup Line Card #0071

#0071-I-Dont-Know-You

I don’t know you, but I think I already love you.

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Pickup Line Card #0070

#0070-Youre-A-9

You are a 9, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

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Pickup Line Card #0069

#0069-That-Dress-Looks-Great-On-You-So-Would-I

That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.

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Pickup Line Card #0068

#0068-Are-You-A-Computer-Genius

Are you a computer genius? Because you are turning my software into hardware.

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Pickup Line Card #0067

#0067-Do-You-Work-At-Subway

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

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Pickup Line Card #0066

#0066-If-You-Were-A-Steak

If you were a steak you would be well done.