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Pickup Line Card #0043

#0043-If-This-Bar-Was-A-Meat-Market

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Pickup Line Card #0040

#0040-Your-Father-Must-Have-Been-A-Mechanic

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Pickup Line Card #0038

#0038-Here-I-Am-What-Were-Your-Other-Two-Wishes

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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Pickup Line Card #0035

#0035-Did-You-Clean-Your-Pants-With-Windex

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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Pickup Line Card #0033

#0033-Do-You-Believe-In-Love-At-First-Sight-Should-I-Walk-By-Again

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

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Pickup Line Card #0032

#0032-Can-I-Buy-You-A-Drink-Or-You-Just-Want-The-Money

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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Pickup Line Card #0031

#0031-Excuse-Me-But-Does-This-Smell-Like-Chloroform

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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