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Pickup Line Card #0109

#0109-Did-We-Have-Class-Chemistry

Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Pickup Line Card #105

#0105-Im-No-Organ-Donor

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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Pickup Line Card #102

#0102-On-A-Scale-1-To-America-Free

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?

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Pickup Line Card #0097

#0097-Deficient-In-Vitamin-U

My doctor said that I’m deficient in vitamin U.

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Pickup Line Card #0095

#0095-Do-You-Work-For-UPS

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Pickup Line Card #0094

#0094-Hey-Girl-Feel-My-Sweater

Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

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Pickup Line Card #0088

#0088-Do-You-Have-A-Mirror-In-Pants

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.