I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!
I Think I Could Get to Your Heart
Posted on August 6, 2012 ·
I think I could get to your heart by letting you sit on my face and eating my way there.
Hey Sexy You Must Be From Ireland Too!
Posted on June 6, 2012 ·
Hey sexy you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.
Will you be my “alentine”?
Posted on February 9, 2012 ·
Will you be my “alentine”? You can give me the “V” later tonight.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Posted on February 1, 2012 ·
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or does Cupid need to shoot you again with my love arrow?