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Seat of Your Pants

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Give her a compliment without much risk of offending her.  If she’s wearing tight pants, then she wants it noticed so you might as well compliment her on it.  I found myself here by the seat of your pants.

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Pickup Line Card #0088

#0088-Do-You-Have-A-Mirror-In-Pants

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

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Pickup Line Card #0073

#0073-Your-Shirt-And-Pants-Need-To-Go

Your shirt and pants need to go, but you can stay.

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Pickup Line Card #0063

#0063-Lets-Have-A-Party

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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Pickup Line Card #0035

#0035-Did-You-Clean-Your-Pants-With-Windex

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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