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If You Were a Chicken

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If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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Chicken Farmer

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Probably not a good opening line, but as drinks are flowing and you’re feeling cheesy-dirty don’t chicken out (ouch!) and feed it to her.  Are you a chicken farmer?  Because your raising my cock!

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