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Pickup Line Card #123

#0123-Are-You-Going-To-Kiss-Me

Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my journal?

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Pickup Line Card #122

#0122-Are-You-A-Keyboard

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

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Pickup Line Card #121

#0121-Nice-Shoes-Wanna-Make-Out

Nice shoes. Wanna make out?

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Pickup Line Card #118

#0118-Last-Night-I-Was-Reading-The-Book-Of-Numbers

So last night I was reading the book of Numbers, and I realized I don’t have yours.

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Pickup Line Card #117

#0117-Do-Your-Legs-Hurt

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

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Pickup Line Card #116

#0116-You-Must-Be-A-Broom

You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

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Pickup Line Card #0114

#0114-Connection-Stronger-Than-Wifi

I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.