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Me Without You

without-you

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

 

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Pickup Line Card #128

#0128-Do-You-Like-Bacon

Do You Like Bacon? Wanna Strip?

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Big Toe

big-toe

You remind me of my big toe, because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

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Pickup Line Card #127

#0127-My-Ability-To-Speak

My ability to speak was taken away by your beauty, please accept this card as a substitute.

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Pickup Line Card #126

#0126-Do-You-Work-At-A-Butcher-Shop

Do you work at a butcher shop? Because you’re giving me a T-bone.

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Latex Allergy

latex-allergy

This can be taken as being offensive, or maybe you will have to explain that you just wanted to make sure she had no expectations other than practicing “safe sex.”  Do you have a latex allergy?

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Pickup Line Card #124

#0124-Your-Lips-Look-Lonely

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?