Size does matter! Especially when it comes to beer! Girls may or may not admit it, but they talk about it and are at least interested in the size of a guy’s beer bottle. If the girl appears offended, explain that a beer bottle with the bottom cut off, filled with dirt, and hung upside down, makes a great flower planter. And that is what you would like to do – grow her beautiful flowers! Now get her to down a few long necks before she thinks about it too much… You might like to know I’m hung like a beer bottle.
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