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Your Ass is so Nice

Your ass is so nice

This semi-dirty pick up line can worked into the conversation, as most pickup lines should be, possibly as she’s returning from the lady’s room and about to sit down.  There’s nothing wrong with a lady having a nice ass, so if she is offended she’ll still be flattered.

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Pickup Line Card #0049

#0049-I-Would-Die-Happy-If-I-Saw-You-Naked

I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

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Pickup Line Card #0046

#0046-Skin-Largest-Organ-Not-In-My-Case

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0035

#0035-Did-You-Clean-Your-Pants-With-Windex

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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Pickup Line Card #0030

#0030-You-Look-So-Fine-I-Could-Drink-Your-Bath-Water

You look so fine I could drink your bath water.

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Pickup Line Card #0028

#0028-Wow-Are-Those-Real

Wow! Are those real?

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Pickup Line Card #0025

#0025-Your-Daddy-Must-Have-Been-A-Baker

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

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