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Pickup Line Card #0068

#0068-Are-You-A-Computer-Genius

Are you a computer genius? Because you are turning my software into hardware.

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Pickup Line Card #0067

#0067-Do-You-Work-At-Subway

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

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Pickup Line Card #0064

#0064-Thats-A-Nice-Shirt

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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Pickup Line Card #0063

#0063-Lets-Have-A-Party

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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Pickup Line Card #0062

#0062-If-We-Were-Squirels

If we were squirrels would you help me bust a nut?

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Pickup Line Card #0061

#0061-If-I-Flip-A-Coin

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

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Pickup Line Card #0054

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