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Chicken Farmer

Posted on December 17, 2012 ·

chicken-farmer

Probably not a good opening line, but as drinks are flowing and you’re feeling cheesy-dirty don’t chicken out (ouch!) and feed it to her.  Are you a chicken farmer?  Because your raising my cock!

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Pickup Line Card #0080

Posted on December 9, 2012 ·

#0080-Im-An-Astronaut

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Pickup Line Card #0079

Posted on December 9, 2012 ·

#0079-Ill-Give-You-A-Nickel

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

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Pickup Line Card #0078

Posted on December 9, 2012 ·

#0078-You-Like-Sleeping

You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!

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Pickup Line Card #0077

Posted on December 9, 2012 ·

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Pickup Line Card #0073

Posted on December 4, 2012 ·

#0073-Your-Shirt-And-Pants-Need-To-Go

Your shirt and pants need to go, but you can stay.

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Pickup Line Card #0072

Posted on November 29, 2012 ·

#0072-Id-Like-To-Use-Your-Thighs-As-Earmuffs

I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

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