I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
Pickup Line Card #0089
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.
Pickup Line Card #0088
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Pickup Line Card #0087
Posted on December 26, 2012 ·
I’m looking for treasure, can I see your chest?
Pickup Line Card #0086
Posted on December 23, 2012 ·
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Pickup Line Card #0082
Posted on December 9, 2012 ·
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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