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Pickup Line Card #100

Posted on January 19, 2013 ·

#0100-You-Must-Be-A-Banana

You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

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Pickup Line Card #0099

Posted on January 13, 2013 ·

#0099-Life-Without-You-Broken-Pencil-Pointless

Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

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Pickup Line Card #0098

Posted on January 13, 2013 ·

#0098-Do-Your-Lips-Taste-As-Good-As-They-Look

Do your lips taste as good as they look?

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Pickup Line Card #0097

Posted on January 13, 2013 ·

#0097-Deficient-In-Vitamin-U

My doctor said that I’m deficient in vitamin U.

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Pickup Line Card #0096

Posted on January 11, 2013 ·

#0096-You-Are-The-Cheese-To-My-Macaroni

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

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Pickup Line Card #0095

Posted on January 11, 2013 ·

#0095-Do-You-Work-For-UPS

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Pickup Line Card #0094

Posted on January 5, 2013 ·

#0094-Hey-Girl-Feel-My-Sweater

Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

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