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You Must be a Light Switch

You-must-be-a-light-switch

 Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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Me Without You

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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

 

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Do You Have a GPS?

Do-you-have-a-gps

Do you have a GPS? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

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Pickup Line Card #127

#0127-My-Ability-To-Speak

My ability to speak was taken away by your beauty, please accept this card as a substitute.

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If I Were a Stoplight

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If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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Pickup Line Card #124

#0124-Your-Lips-Look-Lonely

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

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Pickup Line Card #123

#0123-Are-You-Going-To-Kiss-Me

Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my journal?