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I’d Wait a Lifetime

I would wait a lifetime

This puts sex on the back burner and let’s her know you think she’s very special.  For someone you just met it is more humorous, but still carries the connotation that you are interested in more than just sex.  Candy’s dandy and liquor’s quicker, but I’d wait a lifetime for you! 

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4.4 (87.5%) 8 votes

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I Wish I Could Say I Love You

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If you know any foreign languages, it would be a good time to work ’em in.  Don’t forget there’s a cheat sheet on the card.  удача (udacha)!  That’s bueana suerte in Russian.  I wish I could say I love you in every language.

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4.5 (90%) 38 votes

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Great Book

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This cheesy pick up line can be used by both guys and gals.  It’s a compliment without being offensive. You remind me of a great book, novel and I can’t keep my eyes or hands off of you!

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4.3 (85.88%) 17 votes

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Hung Like a Beer Bottle

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Size does matter!  Especially when it comes to beer!  Girls may or may not admit it, but they talk about it and are at least interested in the size of a guy’s beer bottle.  If the girl appears offended, explain that a beer bottle with the bottom cut off, filled with dirt, and hung upside down, makes a great flower planter.  And that is what you would like to do – grow her beautiful flowers!  Now get her to down a few long necks before she thinks about it too much… You might like to know I’m hung like a beer bottle.

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4.3 (85.88%) 34 votes