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A Box of Chocolates

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Not overtly dirty, but after the sweetness the sexy sticks out.  The thing is that it really is not offensive, sure maybe a little vulgar, but sometimes the truth is.  I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box!

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I Know Something You Would Like!

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This is a nice teaser pick up line.  Although it seems pretty dirty at first, it turns out to be innocent (like you).  Now if she guesses it’s a part of your anatomy, then go with it!  Otherwise, feed her the punchline.  I know something you would like that’s long, dark and leaves white creamy stuff in your mouth. (ice cream bar)

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