Hung Like a Beer Bottle

Size does matter!  Especially when it comes to beer!  Girls may or may not admit it, but they talk about it and are at least interested in the size of a guy’s beer bottle.  If the girl appears offended, explain that a beer bottle with the bottom cut off, filled with dirt, and hung upside down, makes a great flower planter.  And that is what you would like to do – grow her beautiful flowers!  Now get her to down a few long necks before she thinks about it too much… You might like to know I’m hung like a beer bottle.

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