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Pickup Line Card #0013

#0013-How-Was-Heaven-When-You-Left-It

How was heaven when you left it?

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Pickup Line Card #0012

#0012-Im-Not-Actually-This-Tall-Im-Sitting-On-Wallet

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

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Pickup Line Card #0011

#0011-My-Love-For-You-Is-Like-Diarrhea

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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Pickup Line Card #0010

#0010-If-You-Were-A-Booger

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

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Pickup Line Card #0009

#0009-Are-You-From-Tennessee

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

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Pickup Line Card #0004

#0004-If-Being-Sexy-Was-A-Crime-Youd-Be-Guilty

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

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Pickup Line Card #0002

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