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Pickup Line Card #0057

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Beer Belly


If you’ve got the no hiding it beer belly, you might as well work with it and get it out-of-the-way (conversationally speaking).  Sorry to disappoint you, but beer bellies are not typically attractive to women, HOWEVER self-confidence and a sense of humor is!

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Pickup Line Card #0052

#0052-Your-Hotter-Than-Donut-Grease

You’re hotter than donut grease.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0050

#0050-You-Look-Like-A-Cool-Glass-Of-Refreshing-Water

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0047

#0047-You-Must-Be-Jamaican

You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy.

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Pickup Line Card #0046

#0046-Skin-Largest-Organ-Not-In-My-Case

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

 

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Pickup Line Card #0044

#0044-I-Lost-My-Phone-Number-Can-I-Have-Yours

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