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Pickup Line Card #128

#0128-Do-You-Like-Bacon

Do You Like Bacon? Wanna Strip?

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Big Toe

big-toe

You remind me of my big toe, because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

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Pickup Line Card #126

#0126-Do-You-Work-At-A-Butcher-Shop

Do you work at a butcher shop? Because you’re giving me a T-bone.

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Latex Allergy

latex-allergy

This can be taken as being offensive, or maybe you will have to explain that you just wanted to make sure she had no expectations other than practicing “safe sex.”  Do you have a latex allergy?

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Pickup Line Card #0113

#0113-Ill-Treat-You-Like-My-Homework

I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Come here often?

come-here-often

Come here often? I’m about to.

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Pickup Line Card #0084

#0084-Is-That-A-Phone-In-Your-Back-Pocket

Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because I hear that ass calling me.