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Let’s Call it a Day

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This is not an opening pick up line but as in sales, it’s a closing pick up line – “asking for the sale.” When the time is feeling like you both ought to leave, then “call it a day.”  Let’s call it a day and make a night of it!  Ladies this would be a good line for you if things seem to be working out and Mr. Guy is not getting to the point.  Try it!

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3.5 (70%) 4 votes

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I Know Something You Would Like!

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This is a nice teaser pick up line.  Although it seems pretty dirty at first, it turns out to be innocent (like you).  Now if she guesses it’s a part of your anatomy, then go with it!  Otherwise, feed her the punchline.  I know something you would like that’s long, dark and leaves white creamy stuff in your mouth. (ice cream bar)

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4.5 (90%) 2 votes

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We Need to Get Out of These Clothes


Here you can dish out the compliment and be very suggetive at the same time.  Low risk of getting slapped because of the compliment first, but heck if you want to try it without wasting any time start with the punch line and see what happens?  You’re so hot that we need to get out of these clothes.

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4.8 (96.36%) 11 votes

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Gigolo

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No matter what, she will give you a look over.  That’s a good start.  If you got a good build going, she’ll take a little bit longer.  Let her savor it.  If you got a better sense of humor than body, then kick in the humor, charm, and more pick up lines!  Hi, I’m a gigolo and you’re in luck – today’s my day off!

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4.2 (84%) 15 votes

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Hung Like a Beer Bottle

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Size does matter!  Especially when it comes to beer!  Girls may or may not admit it, but they talk about it and are at least interested in the size of a guy’s beer bottle.  If the girl appears offended, explain that a beer bottle with the bottom cut off, filled with dirt, and hung upside down, makes a great flower planter.  And that is what you would like to do – grow her beautiful flowers!  Now get her to down a few long necks before she thinks about it too much… You might like to know I’m hung like a beer bottle.

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4.3 (85.88%) 34 votes

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I’ve Never Been In Japan

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This pick up line softens the directness with a play off the pronunciation into another meaning – her panties of course.  If you have to explain it to her, make something up and start talking – the first purpose of a pick up line anyway is to start talking with her.  Then delve into the other pick up lines for fun and keep the conversation moving.  I’ve never been in Japan, but I’d sure love to be in Japanties!

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4.3 (85%) 24 votes

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Do You Mind?

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This pick up line can be used by both men and women.  It’s light hearted enough not to get a guy slapped and sensitive enough to just maybe get him in the bedroom.  Ok girls, you’ll get the sex because it looks like no strings attached, so don’t pull any shit if it doesn’t work out – you were warned!  Do you mind waiting until after we’ve had sex to break my heart?

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4.4 (87.62%) 42 votes