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If Looks Could Kill

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If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

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4.6 (92%) 5 votes

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Do You Make Pencils?

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This line will bring a smile back and maybe a quick glance down south.  If she checks out your pencil, that’s a pretty good sign she’s interested.  Do you make pencils?  Because you just put lead in mine?

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4.6 (92%) 5 votes

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Never Been to Italy

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Sure it’s dirty, but with some cheese thrown in for good measure softens it up.  If you have been to Rome and would like to work it in to the conversation, try: “I traveled all over Italy, but nothing would be better than to Rome around your body!”  I’ve never been to Italy, but I’d sure love to “Rome” around your body!   

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3.5 (69.09%) 11 votes

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Don’t Have a Cow

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Ok, you asked for it – cheese!  A little dirty at that…Cheese comes from milk, milk comes from a cow which equals cheesy pick up line from us.  One thing about it is this an original pickup line and not an over used one as cheesy as it may be.  Don’t have a cow, but I love your utters!

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3.9 (77.78%) 9 votes

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You Must Be Part Donkey

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This will let her know you already noticed one of her “assets”.  It’s sexual, but complimentary and not really too dirty.  You must be part donkey because you’ve got one kickin’ ass!

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4.4 (87.27%) 11 votes

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Sweet Dish

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We try to help you out with the cheesy pick up lines by making them original!  This will get the “uh”, but it’s a compliment and can get you going! You must be from Sweden because you’re a Sweet-Dish!

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3.3 (66.43%) 28 votes

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You Better Call Life Alert!

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Ok it’s cheesy, but a nice way to say you are being to like her.  You better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

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4.2 (84%) 10 votes