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Pickup Line Card #0016

#0016-You-Look-Cold-Want-To-Use-Me-As-A-Blanket

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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Pickup Line Card #0015

#0015-I-Didnt-Know-Angels-Could-Fly-So-Low

I didn’t know angels could fly so low!

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Pickup Line Card #0014

#0014-Did-You-Fart-Cuz-You-Blew-Me-Away

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Pickup Line Card #0013

#0013-How-Was-Heaven-When-You-Left-It

How was heaven when you left it?

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Pickup Line Card #0012

#0012-Im-Not-Actually-This-Tall-Im-Sitting-On-Wallet

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

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Pickup Line Card #0011

#0011-My-Love-For-You-Is-Like-Diarrhea

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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Pickup Line Card #0010

#0010-If-You-Were-A-Booger

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

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